ad astra per aspera

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

I always feel so cheated in stories when characters are walking around with this Big Guilt and then...you find out that the thing wasn't their fault at all. And not in a "they thought they did it but it turns out they were set up" way, or even a "accepting that just because they did A which caused B which caused C it doesn't mean C was their fault", way but where they finally lay out the sequence of events and it's clear that any thinking person would not connect them. Like, fucking commit!!! The character isn't LESS compelling if they actually did the thing! You can't have the haunted brooding meow meow who is...also completely blameless

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

there are too many movies. lets start by getting rid of christopher nolan