Pervert Cancer

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

Someone once told me "the whiter the bread the quicker you're dead" which is why I exclusively consume bread by snorting the burnt crumbs from the bottom of the toaster with a long (paper) straw

If my straw burns? From dust it came to dust it returns

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

You should be able to sort by controversial on ao3

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis