the mercurial will of an unfruitful sea

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty