I'd like your finest automobile please, preferably one that talk

it’s a good thing history is written by the victors cause the losers seem like really bad people

Happy Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car flies 30 feet into the air hits a telephone pole with his head and walks away with a sprained ankle day to all who celebrate

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

Official Post of Massachusetts

Still thinking about the biggest evil in Merlin was misogyny/toxic masculinity and how it damaged literally everyone because if you lie and hate and hide away from the gentleness of kindness and love you will always become the worst version of yourself and when you isolate yourself because youre scared you risk also becoming the worst part of yourself and

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,