He Shall Live In Quaker Oats

guards! edge that knight.

My kids are still quite young (under school age), and I've been careful to try to make sure they only have kind role models. This has resulted in typical mean language being absent from their vocabulary, such as "you're stupid/ugly/I hate you", but they've started inventing their own ways to be mean lol, such as "you're not my brother anymore, you're a stranger to me now", and hearing that out of a toddler's mouth is so cutting lol

I love clay, it's so Material. probably more Material than anything but what glass blowers are fucking with

i still think the killer being hot is good for the morale of the country.

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

as a child i thought it'd be important to establish secret code phrases with everyone i knew, in the event that i had to quickly distinguish them from their evil identical twin. like if they're standing side by side both going "no I'M the real one!" and i have to decide which one to shoot. i'd just be like "oh yeah? what's the password!" and the impostor would go "ummm uhhhh" and my real friend would go "frog ball nine thousand" and i'd fucking blast the other guy away. needless to say this has saved me countless times