Dancinglifeboat's Blog

My thoughts don’t make me a bad person

My feelings don’t make me a bad person

My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it

Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions

The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions

There’s no such thing as a thought crime

What? Oh yeah, I mean, I could just take it off but I get this crazy headache whenever I try and look- its sooooo cute isn't it?

Visions of the future?? Have they proven accurate at all? If so, that's exceedingly rare and dangerous, both as a power and as an item to hold onto. If they haven't been, I admit I'm a little concerned for you, you might be dealing with a cursed or malevolent artifact, especially if you can't take it off without hurting! I'd suggest you find your local Tah'va office and ask them for help removing the curse.

True artifacts of prophecy don't exist here of course, the future is never set in stone, but artifacts that speak of the possibilities of what lies ahead do exist... Theoretically. I've never met someone who owned one before! The Nameless One doesn't give out power like that often... I'm worried your ring is a product of the time before the War. Keep a close eye out for any Reapers trying to "liberate" it from you.

Truly my best suggestion for stopping the visions is to reach out to Tah'va agents, things like this are what their satellite offices are for after all! I know it can be intimidating but they're always here to help. If not, try to find a cleric or mage powerful enough to remove the curse from you or even destroy the item... I'm certain you can find another cute ring. Holding onto a malevolent artifact or a true artifact of possibility are equally dangerous. The latter even more so.

Silence. Darkness. A complete lack of everything. You float, weightless, in a black void that stretches endlessly. Time has no meaning in this place, nor does thought or feeling. You barely know that you exist at all.

After a moment or an eternity, there is something, and suddenly you're certain you must exist, because you're experiencing it.

Light. Three lights, floating before you. One soft and red, one harsh and green, one dazzling and gold. They hover in the space before you, until they become solid, and you realize they aren't just glowing orbs, but apples.

Choose.

It's not a voice, it's not a thought. You don't know where it comes from other than it is not your own.

Choose.

Three apples float in this space with you. One red, one green, and one gold.

Power. Knowledge. Life. Choose.

What will you do?

Accept an apple. (CHOOSE) Wait. (REFUSE)

What? Oh yeah, I mean, I could just take it off but I get this crazy headache whenever I try and look- its sooooo cute isn't it?

Visions of the future?? Have they proven accurate at all? If so, that's exceedingly rare and dangerous, both as a power and as an item to hold onto. If they haven't been, I admit I'm a little concerned for you, you might be dealing with a cursed or malevolent artifact, especially if you can't take it off without hurting! I'd suggest you find your local Tah'va office and ask them for help removing the curse.

True artifacts of prophecy don't exist here of course, the future is never set in stone, but artifacts that speak of the possibilities of what lies ahead do exist... Theoretically. I've never met someone who owned one before! The Nameless One doesn't give out power like that often... I'm worried your ring is a product of the time before the War. Keep a close eye out for any Reapers trying to "liberate" it from you.

Truly my best suggestion for stopping the visions is to reach out to Tah'va agents, things like this are what their satellite offices are for after all! I know it can be intimidating but they're always here to help. If not, try to find a cleric or mage powerful enough to remove the curse from you or even destroy the item... I'm certain you can find another cute ring. Holding onto a malevolent artifact or a true artifact of possibility are equally dangerous. The latter even more so.

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