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unstoppable force meets immovable object
I hath started a new fic series 🫡 It's incredibly self indulgent and hopefully a fun read hehe
Look, Henry's Come to See Us!
Additional Tags: Time Loop, Quest: Next to Godliness (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Friends to Lovers, Feelings Realization, Idiots in Love, Smut, First Time, like for everything, Henry does not know what good sex is, yet, give my boy time, Henry tries to speedrun getting his lord horny enough to bang him on the first bath
Chapter 1
Henry crunched his way down to the bathhouse. The sun was beginning its descent over the Rattay forest, a crisp, bright orange. He presumed Hans would surely be ready by now, after whatever he'd been doing in the baths all day.
It seemed a bit excessive, Henry thought as he nodded at the two guards while passing through the town walls, to be soaking for over five hours. Though what was Hans if not a man who revelled in excess like a fat pig in mud?
It was just that Henry wasn't sure how one would spend all day in a bathhouse. Talk? He supposed a bathmaid would make for an interesting companion. Would probably have some good stories to tell.
Hans did seem to love prying into others' lives.
But surely his fingers and toes would become rippled like the odd gills of a fish. At some point, surely, he'd just be too clean.
Henry knew what else he would do with a bathmaid; of course, he wasn't a monk. He'd had plenty of experience. More than Fritz and Matthew, anyway; they had only gotten quick handjobs behind a barn. Henry had done the real deal. The whole way in too, not just the tip!
Maybe he fucked them twice.
Henry's body jolted, boots skidding slightly down the gravel path. He stumbled back upright, hoping no one saw.
Henry had lasted five whole minutes with Bianca. Well, he wasn't exactly sure, but it felt like long enough, and he'd certainly made the effort to hold off finishing the moment he slid in, which had to count for something. Afterwards they had lain in the hay, and Henry had stared at the ceiling and felt closer to falling asleep than being able to get his prick hard again, basking in the soft warmth of her body curled next to his.
Read the whole silly thing
Swimming lesson (?) 🥹❤️
Henry with wet water looks just like Henry from kcd1 🤣

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forcing myself to post my bullshit doodles because it's 2026 and cringe is dead
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life pro tip: if you happen to be considering purchasing an LG TV or monitor, you possibly want to pick something else! and if you have an LG monitor that has not been plugged into anything in a while, you might want to leave it that way!
if you already have an LG monitor or TV or intend to buy one, you probably want to watch this video and keep an eye on gamers nexus for updates (or anyone else covering the LG spying situation):
posted july 16 2026
LG is doing some bad things. how bad? well. here are some very brief bullet points. I am not an expert, gamers nexus is, see the video for more information than this:
LG monitors (brand new and years old, cheap and expensive) auto-install LG's own adware-spyware called LG Monitor App onto windows 10 and 11 computers. you plug in an LG monitor for video output and this gets installed automatically. no hitting OK, no confirmation, no toggles, NOTHING.
the auto-installed LG Monitor App auto-grants itself access to your internet connection and ALL computer resources. the LG Monitor App has the ability to collect: geolocation data, device data, personal information, online activity data, contact data, and more!
...and it shows pop-up ads! because fuck you
on some affected versions of windows, auto-installed shitware like the LG Monitor App can be prevented by navigating to gpedit.msc -> computer configuration -> administrative templates -> system -> device installation -> prevent automatic download of applications associated with metadata
...but, if your LG monitor already installed the LG Monitor App, this is like closing the barn door after the horse got out. and that horse has the logs of everything you were doing on your computer! someone stop that fucking horse!!!
unrelated to the LG Monitor App, many LG TV owners are now required to tell all household members and guests that their LG TV is recording and processing ALL nearby voices. or else they may be in violation of local eavesdropping and wiretapping laws. for owning a fucking LG TV.
plus, how many businesses, workplaces, public spaces use LG TVs?
allegedly the microphone spying can be turned off by disabling microphone features, but LG has been caught disregarding opt-out settings before.
LG TVs can record everything that happens on the TV, including the video output of connected devices like phones, computers, gaming consoles, anything that happens on the TV screen.
LG was sued for their spying, and as a result of that spying suit, now shows pop-ups saying oops! they got caught spying and intend to continue spying. thanks for buying LG!
as of when the video was posted, there was no list of every spying LG monitor or TV. but this stuff is getting rolled out to more and more LG devices, including those purchased years ago.
and that is the shortest summary I can make of this situation without just summarizing more of the gamers nexus video.
Update: We are working on a follow-up to the LG story and have some disturbing findings re: LG's products. It will take us a while to parse
⬆️posted july 23 2026
gamers nexus is fairly respected in technology journalism. they fly around the world investigating companies that fuck people over and have pressured major companies to make major changes over the years.
so for gamers nexus to say that this LG spying situation is both unprecedented in how uniquely bad it is in this era of spying, and that it gets even worse than their video where they already say to stop buying and using LG products while recanting every prior recommendation for LG products?
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Illustration for Ch 2 of my gift fic, Heavenly Bodies ⁂ (2/4)
Soooo happy with how the lighting turned out!!! :'3
My KCD1 replay is going so slowly lol. I'm still determined to remain illiterate until Hans forces me to learn to read haha.
I'm also basically skipping almost all sidequests that don't have Hans this run. Hopefully that doesnt leave me too underleveled XD
I am enjoying the replay. But I will say kcd1 needs more Hans. That is my ice cold take.
Kind of crazy for me to replay an entire 2 games back to back but here we are. I only finished my first full playthrough of both games a couple weeks ago weeeee

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Do you have any silly raccoon photos on hand? Been collecting them to make discord emotes out of them.
Was gonna show you some of my favorites but it looks like you turned off the option for people to send photos in asks. :[
You can reply with your emotes if you want! I have photos turned off because people were sending weird things
NieRvember Day 22: Favorite Android
my 2B and i have these matching photos with each other so our answer for this prompt would be.. each other!!
2B: @mint-drakenier
9S: @virescenti
📸: logbridgephoto
edit: @virescenti w/ help from father.mercury