at least he died doing what he loved... letting people die by gun violence.

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

pickup line: do you think i’m worthy of being saved

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

NOT to be romantic but yeah my friends are the treasure i found along the way. fuck it, sure, friendship is magic; i've sat down at a table and felt at home and i don't even know what a "home" is. half of them are necromancers anyway. they found me half-dead and they put their hands to my inert body and moved my limbs and said it's okay. it sucks. but we'll both get up again.

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

“flirting* if you had to kill me how would you do it

mehhhh I hate obito because he killed those people ahhhhhhhh he strapped a bomb to baby naruto whehehhdfhhdhxx well. maybe those ppl were weak also naruto turned out fine like stop being dramatic

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general