If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. I see bricks, I see mortar, I see a trowel, I see a cask of wine, I see that asshole Montresor glaring at me over the top of the wall…

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

Baby need smoko

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.