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you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

if you're not careful you will end up with a fetish that there isn't even a widely accepted word for

once when i was a kid i was screwing around and fell from a somewhat decent height and landed directly on my face, which resulted in an atrocious gushing nosebleed. well the fall must have shook something else loose, because the image of myself in the mirror with blood streaming down my face from my nose did SOMETHING to me and now i think nosebleeds are erotic.

@saintmiku post your cockatiel comparison

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

i dunno who needs to hear this but viz just put death note, inuyasha (all eps plus the movies), hunter x hunter (seasons 1-3), naruto (seasons 1-8), and sailor moon for free on youtube (subs only, and the sailor moon playlist includes the first three seasons of the reboot too). go HAM EVERYBODY!!!

i dunno who needs to hear this but viz just put death note, inuyasha (all eps plus the movies), hunter x hunter (seasons 1-3), naruto (seasons 1-8), and sailor moon for free on youtube (subs only, and the sailor moon playlist includes the first three seasons of the reboot too). go HAM EVERYBODY!!!

i dunno who needs to hear this but viz just put death note, inuyasha (all eps plus the movies), hunter x hunter (seasons 1-3), naruto (seasons 1-8), and sailor moon for free on youtube (subs only, and the sailor moon playlist includes the first three seasons of the reboot too). go HAM EVERYBODY!!!