y yo a t(estosterone)

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.

my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

its literally All about dean thinking happiness is in the having not the saying it. and cas thinking vice versa.

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food

Bro.

i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????

stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this

asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

i'm choosing to build my basketball team aroubnd my buddy yggroth, who is 15 feet tall and weighs 800kg. he will be in charge of scoring. the rest of us will heal him.

I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations