Cringe Is Dead

Hey, kids. I’m on tumblr now. With an unrelated blue check mark! Turns out Amazon will pay for just about anything you put in your budget. Expect my Twitter, but grittier.

Oh god I think I’m going to have to change my username

Yeah, fuck that guy. I heard he’s a hack writer.

I see all these posts being reblogged about how no one can finish their stories, the second half of the doc being a barren wasteland, fics without endings etc. Do you want me to tell you how to finish stories?

just read kripke's original ending for spn and it's Bad Actually. dean and lisa naming their baby girl samantha and having the demon return and putting lisa on the ceiling (implied) is fucking insane LMFAO im SO glad we got 15 fucking season im so glad we got dean on his old man knees im so glad we got cas confessing im so glad we got sam in a fuckass wig THANK GOD

like dean realizing he’s queer later in life is fine i guess but what about a dean who had a limp wrist as a five year old. what about a dean who was taught to course correct before he learned how to read. a dean who always knew he had to stand up a little straighter and not sing along to madonna in front of his dad and not hold that other boys gaze for too long, two seconds max, count it out. like it’s fine! look how far apart we’re sitting! i’m being so careful. a dean who knew there was something in him that other people could always sniff out if they got close enough and who has tried to hide it by lowering his voice until his throat hurts and wearing a giant leather jacket that doesn’t fit and making sure his little brother always sees him flirting with women. a dean who is constantly running the math in his head to see what he can get away with and what is a little too far and constantly coming up short. a dean who knows what he is but who wants so so so badly to be different, so much so that he has to constantly mirror the men in his life who seem to know how to do this effortless masculinity thing and who loses so much of his authentic self in the process.

Destiel are literally a Trampelpfad

NEVER move on NEVER touch grass. Keep posting about Supernatural on tumblr dot com.

i’ve been a bisexual dean truther for longer than i’ve been a bisexual, fought in the trenches in 2012 and all, but i gotta say. gay dean truthers. i get it now.

on the road, dean doesn’t seem to like women so much as he wants to playact the ideal macho unattached drifter lifestyle i.e. “i love this job, i get to have fun killing things which totally never bothers me and fuck a new hot girl every week.” but we already know by season 2 that this isn’t true and he actually hates this job. and in his fantasies, he doesn’t seem to like women so much as he wants his mom back and wants to live the stereotypical suburban dream and a woman is a part of that. if he were actually into women, i think he would have been more into jo, but he like immediately sister zones her, which is funny because she was definitely introduced just to be his love interest, but it’s like when dean is actually honest and real with women, he is not into them. it’s only when he’s playing pretend which is like 99% of the time.

just because a character is blondish or repressed doesn’t mean he’s dean winchester you guys have got to stop calling everybody dean winchester that’s so mean. most of those people wouldn’t even try to kill their husband’s son.