Wanna Drink Some Brewskies with the Broskis?

Dear god

i had to pause the video at starch masks i think im gonna die

UNMUTE THIS

THIS IS TOO PERFECT

@ohheymarykate

I’M LITERALLY CRYING

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

I love this post

It just keeps getting better

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

imagine a calico cat

now tabby

Slow down I’m still working on the first one

sorry

Life is one big yeehaw and then you die

Taylor Hall: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than ‘fuck.’

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

#not with that attitude you can’t

Happy 4/20! Release everyone currently serving time for non-violent drug offenses!

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

I want this on a bumper sticker

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

I’VE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW