people passing around the tyra banks modelland song genuinely really, really, really need to look up the contents of that book. yall have to believe me when I tell you that nothing in this world could prepare you for what is in that book

there's no plot summary that could even begin to scratch the surface of what the book Modelland by Tyra Banks is. Like I'm being so serious calling it a "YA dystopian book by Tyra Banks" just does not even begin to kind of cover what is in it. Like I could literally only describe it as "baffling and hallucinatory outsider art"

The next over2atch hero will have a feature in run the jewels new album

I'm not exempt from succumbing terrible wordplay memes, but the tadc ones have got to stop soon lol. we've reached the point where they're just an abysmal derivative chorus

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

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if brian wilson was in the toy story universe he would know about the toys

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja