I bought a book today and I just opened it to see a page that says “we design our books to be instagrammable” which I can’t say is a sentence that I’ve seen before.

female characters with masculine names r great but i need them to be named stuff like craig and harold and philip i feel like too often their names are too cool. women named kevin

even your sicko friend has a friend that's more of a sicko than them. it's like how your therapist has a therapist

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......

studies could come out showing that hot showers were the leading cause of cancer worldwide and I still probably wouldn't be able to convince myself to turn down the temp at all #boiling #boiled #warmthcore #heatcel

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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@elodieunderglass in case you still collect real life shinies and haven't seen this post yet!

I absolutely do! Thank you! and I don’t mind seeing it however many times it keeps making us happy (it probably always will)