“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

they should invent a father you can forgive

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

being kind often does take effort. but not being a dick doesn’t take any effort at all.

Actually for some people it does and part of my point was that those people deserve to have their efforts acknowledged and respected when they put in the work needed to treat others right even though it doesn't come easily or naturally to them

therapy is cool and all but u could just let that brown eyed weird girl bite u

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you