it's said out loud

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

"Queerest place on the internet" Because we forced it to be, against its will, we beat this site into a queer space and it's still kicking and screaming and trying to kill us. Queerest place on the internet by force.

To everyone in the tags saying we Forcefemmed Tumblr, you have all spoken something true and beautiful into existence.

Once a year there’s a headline about Sherlock that’s like “Sherlock creator says he’s getting ready to film new season TOMORROW” and then the actual article is just Steven Moffat going “I’d be ready to film a new season tomorrow if the actors were willing but they haven’t returned my calls in 5 years”

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

can they let the guy try again

You're going on a date with a beautiful transgender woman. You stay up all night reading internet memes about trans women in hopes of getting an edge in. You go over and say "wow cute skirt, I bet you make it go spinny all the time." She looks at you indifferently, like she doesn't know what you're talking about. "Oh, you mean like that meme for teenagers on reddit? I mean I'm 32 so I'm kind of normal about wearing skirts. I mean I get the excitement when you're like 15." A cold streak presses down your forehead. It's not over yet. You stumble out a line about Fallout New Vegas. She says that she never really got into that one. Crisis mode. You touch her hand and she reflexively recoils but then tries to play it off. You order drinks and conversation moves along: she tries to tell you about a novel she's reading. This isn't part of the script. You try to connect the plot of the novel to a niche fetish that you heard trans people on the internet like. The vicissitudes of discomfort play out across her face. She gets a phone call. Apparently her mom is in the hospital. What luck.

the thing that gave you anxiety attacks for 2 years straight will be resolved on a random Wednesday morning btw

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.