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there is nothing here

tumblr has erased

all that you hold dear

yet there is one thing

that still hasn’t changed

today is still fingers in his ass

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

FIFTEEN HOURS, FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES, AND-

…TWELVE SECONDS UNTIL YOU DIE!

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