Shady's Shit Show

canon snake: absolute tactical genius, master of martial arts and total knowledge of weapons, fluent in like 6 languages

Best Indie Game Waifu: Chubee from Bug Fables

my dad's a freemason all they do is drink beer play cards against humanity and bitch about their shitty cars

Acoffee shop owner once told me he raised their prices because their electric bill went “through the roof” when people with laptops started using their (three) outlets. So I looked it up: it costs $8 A YEAR to keep one whole laptop charged. He could have off set that (maybe) 50 bucks A YEAR by replacing his lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. But instead he raised his prices on coffee .50 and made an extra 200-400 bucks A DAY.