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toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

Wyatt and Luca are sitting together in the team bus. Luca is smiling and blushing at his phone. Wyatt, thinking he's texting a boy, tries to see the screen to make fun of him.

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

The concept of Shane being in voyageurs superhell post outing and meanwhile in every press interview the other centaurs will NOT refer to Ilya as anything other than Shane Hollander’s Boyfriend.

After Shane sucked Ilya off for the first time he decided he needed to get better at it immediately. Not that it was ever going to happen again. And, sure, Rozanov had said he was good - "too good," actually - but he knows he could be better. And let it never be said that Shane Hollander was content with settling for mediocrity.

grace and rocky get to erid and both of them are hitting every eridian squarely in the uncanny valley because they've both absorbed so much of each other that they feel both too eridian and not eridian enogh. rocky faces in the direction he's paying attention to and it feels like he's trying to hide something, the way he and only he of the eridians seems to always be showing the same face of his carapace when he speaks to somebody. he speaks in metaphors that only make sense to somebody who understands light-based vision. his intonations are funny, rising on questions when they otherwise wouldn't, falling flat, his sarcasm goes to space dry and restrained and comes back with such force it almost feels like he's lying instead of joking sometimes.