BOTTOM OF THE RIVER.

YES. A CUTE LITTLE ONEA.

But like... how do you know that the dogs want to get married?

I am very aware of the fact I would be a terrible salesman. It’s why my future career is an actor, not a salesman. I think I even tried working retail and was fired because I was so bad at it. Somehow I am not terrible at being a bartender though. I am sorry for insulting your interests though, that was a dick move. 

That is a really good one and I am very happy you know of a musical that talks about important things to you. Musicals like that are even more special and worth remembering. I know of a lot of musicals, not just the popular ones. Like you said, I just suck at pitching things. 

Good luck. As an actor, don’t you have to sell yourselves to casting directors? Can’t say I know much, but I’ve picked up a bit from Sugar’s reality show auditions.

Alright then, I am not either but I also love love love musicals. Guess there is no way to sell it to you since you seem to dislike most things. 

That was a terrible pitch. Not only did you not give me any reason in particular to check out the musical, you then insulted my own interests (of which I have many, thank you, but they’re apparently insignificant because they don’t happen to line up with yours), so I think we can safely say that a career in sales is out of the question for you.

A lot of people who don’t care for musicals have enjoyed this. I think cause the music is more rap? 

Not really a rap person, either.

HARVEY: Pancakes is my dog!

HARVEY: :-D

HARVEY: I have been thinking of getting a bigger car so she won't feel so claustrophobic in the car.

It’s a musical about Alexander Hamilton with an entire cast (minus the actor playing king george) of POC and uh the music is more rap than musical style. It’s really good. Highly recommend it! 

I’m not really a musicals person.

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Drew Weston and Oli Fabray-Berry, happening next Friday! 

Yes, it’s real, the cutest puppies in the world ARE GETTING MARRIED. In all seriousness, me and @journalistquinnfabray​ found a cute excuse to show off her backyard, HAVE TONS OF FUN and make Max and I pay for a lot of alcohol so we can have the very best time. SO EVERYONE IS INVITED, COME HANG OUT AT QUINN’S TO HAVE FUN NEXT FRIDAY. 

A... dog wedding?

Today while I was babysitting my neighbor’s little boy, he was bit by a house spider. He was crying, so I went to get some stuff to soothe and treat the bite. However, before I could walk out of the room - I heard him quietly whisper, “I can’t handle the responsibility of being Spiderman.”

This child must be protected at all costs.

Apparently Taco Bell is giving out free tacos but every single time I go there, they are all out. Why is life so unfair to me? I just want a lil taco to brighten up my day… and maybe another couple more for dessert ;-; Anybody want to take me on a taco date?

I’ll make you tacos, but they’ll actually have nutritional value.

HARVEY: But they are so pretty...

HARVEY: And Pancakes would be able to fit in the car without being squished...

So 1. I really need to stop watching Hamilton so much, pretty sure I’ve watched it at least five times since it appeared on Disney+.

2. I just got a call from my voice teacher and he invited me to sing at a charity gala he does ever year. Which is really freaking cool since I know some casting directors make appearances there. It requires a short trip to New York but worth it! I’m excited, especially since I know each here he only picks a handful of students! So now I just need to look through my repertoire to find the perfect song…which obviously means nothing from Funny Girl. 

I’ve never seen Hamilton and to be honest don’t have any interest in it. Pitch it to me.

Clever, right?

Very clever. Most people said male genitalia, right?

So is the next major holiday Halloween? Should I be expecting to see Halloween decorations and candy for sale this week? Cause I’m not ready for that yet. I’m still just trying to soak in summer for as long as I can. It technically just started, right?

I am absolutely ready for Halloween, and in fact would prefer we rush the season.

HARVEY: Why wouldn't you want a limo? It's a fantastic vehicle. It looks so funny! :-D

HARVEY: Oh, my apologies!

HARVEY: What colour limousine would you like? :-D

HARVEY: I saw this pink limousine online and I think you would love it!