Feel free to request!

Masterlist Link :

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Tags I Use :

Gnome speaks : This is just me talking, like if I'm answering somebody's question-- nothing pertaining to my writing.

Roleplay : This tag marks old roleplays, so if that's something you want to see, then go for it. Or filter it out if not.

Matchups : This tag marks when I match people with someone from their preferred fandom.

Headcanons : This tag marks the headcanons I've written.

Oneshots : This tag marks the short fics I've written.

Unrequested : This tag marks stuff I've written unwarranted.

Requested : This tag marks things I've written upon request.

Romance : This tag marks things that involve romantic relationships.

NSFT : This tag marks things I've written that involve sexual relationships.

What I Won't Write :

canon × canon

NSFW oneshots; I'm not great at writing those is all, but NSFW headcanons and smallr imagines are on the table

"non-con" / rape darkfics; I also don't really know how to write CNC, sorry

whatever you wanna call an incest darkfic; however, I don't consider poly couples where somebody is with siblings to be incestuous, so long as the siblings aren't also together

underaged; I also don't write aged-up minors out of my own discomfort

feral; I only write romantic or sexual content for when all parties pass the Harkness Test. But I will write for gijinkas though (yesss, let me subject you to my headcanons and borderline-OCs...)

Media I definitely write for :

*These are the best fandoms to request a match-up from me for, as I don't have any resignations on writing for them

Dragon Ball franchise,

Cult of the Lamb,

OFF,

Minecraft Story Mode: Season 1 + 2,

Subnautica + Below Zero,

Hollow Knight,

Furi,

Demon Slayer,

Dragon Quest Builders 2,

Sonic,

Delicious in Dungeon

Media I Selectively Write For :

*You can group these medias in with "definitely write for" if you just want general headcanons AKA no relationships 👍 even if you specifically want to ask for characters I've specified I don't write for (as this only pertains to relationships with those characters).

Super Mario Bros. (no Bowser, King Boo, or Princess Peach),

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim (I won't do Marcurio-- I don't really care about him, sorry),

Fallout 4 (I can't overcome my urge to punt Maxson off the Prydwen, so no Maxson),

Friday Night Funkin' + mods (I only write for the the monsters),

Pokémon (I will write for gijinkas / humanized versions of the Pokémon themselves, although Rotomdex can keep its mon form if you want),

Moana (I really just write for Tamatoa),

Dead Cells (I only write for the Collector and also the Homunculus),

Pirate101 (I solely write for the armada, otherwise Deacon will arrest me 😔).

How match-ups work :

When requesting match-ups, include at minimum about yourself or your OC: height, 1 interest and/or hobby, 3 personality traits, and the fandom the ask is directed at. Beyond that, include whatever else you want (my answers are more likely to be precise the more you tell). If you know MBTI and/or enneagram, I recommend you include that in the request too.

You can specify whether you want a match that's strictly platonic or strictly romantic if you want, also. Lastly, if there are any characters in your selected media that you don't want to risk getting a match with, I highly suggest you specify them too.

Art blog link? Art blog link :

Masterlist:

* I no longer write for this character, fandom, and/or format.

SFT:

Drabbles:

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Imagines:

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Headcanons:

(Wizard101) Cyrus Drake grading papers

(OFF) Elsens and Metal Music

Match-ups:

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*Roleplays:

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NSFT:

(the cut leads to nothing currently; it's just there for appearances)

This one silly idea I had made me creatively write more than any of the unfulfilled requests I've got 💀 why am I like this,,,,

As a general group, Zone 1 elsens like metal plenty!.. just not as a music genre. A select few of them may like that specific instance of the term "metal" though, finding that it helps get them through stressful assignments. Alma has the highest concentration of workers that fancy heavy music. Though Dedan isn't a fan, he doesn't care as long as it doesn't hamper productivity and they aren't blasting it when he's around.

The vast majority of elsens from Zone 2 would hate any and all heavy music, sound-wise and lyric-wise (it causes them to ruminate and spiral). A Stab of Happiness is the heaviest many of Bismark's denizens can handle. Really, most don't like a lot of different instruments (including vocals), time signature changes, or breaks... Perhaps a very brave one or two of them would be able to listen to the likes of Caramelldansen, however.

goodnight you odd little thing!

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and good morning little beast thing!

Elsens in Zone 2 are really nosy and gossip-prone. However, it isn't malicious-- it's more oriented towards keeping the community safe and alert. In fact, almost all of Bismark is aware of who has damaged what books, besides the Librarian of course-- the culprits are already at risk of getting themself papercuts, it would be so cruel to also get them in trouble too.

Elsens in Zone 3 have a very competitive and toxic work environment. When one elsen succeeds, another elsen is punished. Rations certainly aren't coming out of Enoch-- no, Enoch has it arranged that for every percent increase in rations that one elsen earns, there's a percent decrease for a less productive elsen.

Elsens in Zone 1 have a very cooperative and supportive work environment. The success of one elsen in a district is treated as an inspiration and something to model for the rest of them-- especially if that success gets noticed by Dedan. Dedan might be a loud asshole, but he knows how to make a productive work culture at least-- if only there were clones of Dedan like there are of elsens, he'd be a lot less stressed and pissed off. And unlike in Zone 3, Zone 1's elsens have some days off.

Elsens under the effects of sugar are referred to as "glazed," as opposed to "high" or "stoned." Additionally, that one elsen in Area 1 of Vesper whom we see looking out over the plastic sea was definitely glazed.

I see a lot of people think that wearing the necktie made The Batter be visually perceived as another elsen, but I disagree. The Batter didn't trick the elsens of East Bismark into thinking he's an elsen by wearing a necktie per se; what wearing the necktie really did was give them a sense of security in thinking that somebody there knew the Batter personally and let him borrow their necktie as a way of vouching for him to travel through. That vouching went right out the proverbial window the moment that the Batter began making the elsens there feel ill at ease though.

As a follow-up to the previous headcanon, I also like to think that-- although the valzong-burnt sprite and the overworld elsen sprite stay generic-- there wasn't actually a real prize to winning the Balloon Game in Zone 2's Theme Park, but the elsen in charge of the game knew that prizes were typically rewarded upon completion of those sorts of games, so he'd take off his necktie everytime he had to work the booth just to fix it onto the balloon in the middle. He never imagined that somebody would actually win that prize though, which is another part of why he was so freaked out (and the sound of the balloons popping certainly didn't help his nerves either, even he did know the source.)

Liquid plastic is occasionally referred to as water by the elsens-- primarily the ones of Zone 2 who've read about water in certain books, and then related the concept of water to the liquid plastic that they've got instead. Liquid plastic is not something you want to get on your skin though, and even less, ingest. But you'd find it in the same places you'd find water, so it works out. Reading about touching or ingesting water in books freaks elsens the fuck out though-- combined with the fear of ripping pages, the library might as well be considered full of horror novels.

Elsen clothing is all made of polyester. Thankfully, elsens don't really emit body odor (even when they sweat), though they can accumulate a general funk from where they've been, which they do wash off with a nice metal dust bath. The exception to this is that elsens under immense stress and on the verge of going burnt do have a very slight smell of caramel about them. Burnts themselves have a very strong smell of charred caramel. On that note, the air in Zone 3 can be like a horrible punch to the nostrils to anybody not from there-- especially the farther North in Vesper you get. Sugar consumption can make the sugar smog more tolerable though.

Most elsens do their laundry communally, but some (mostly in Zone 2) prefer to do their laundry themselves and at their own pace. Honestly, everything happens at its own pace in Zone 2, besides trade with the other zones.

Most residents of the Zones, including elsens, make up for a general lack of water by getting all their hydration needs met through consuming meat... Somebody ask me my thoughts on Zone 1 cows please.

Zone 1 elsens tend to stay in their assigned districts for long periods of time, with various promotions scattered throughout. However, if an elsen is starting to become disillusioned or even burnt out with their current stations, there is a process for them to start anew in a different district (though it is lengthy)... Unless they're in Alma, but who would want to leave such a good job?.. Under normal circumstances, your average Shachihata worker can take years to become truly worn thin by their job, but in Alma, it usually only takes a month for the disillusionment and anguish to set in. This is why everybody but those who actually work in Alma sing Alma's praises so high: dead men tell no tales. And a month is not long enough for an elsen to completely deconstruct their preconceived views on Alma (and warn others of the pipedream)-- they'd much sooner just straight-up burn from the sudden influx in disappointment and doubt.

I'm 5"9, and an infp. Some interests and hobbies of mine are playing video games (mostly RPGs), reading, and playing with Sebastian (my cat). I also like fashion, but I'm not the most fashionable myself lol. I dress like Adam Sandler.

My personality is kind of shy when you first meet me, but I open up pretty quickly if the first impression goes well. Once I know somebody, I can be very talkative and nice.

I'm also trans (mtf) and bi.

I match you with...

Luigi Mario!

Your first meeting was likely pretty simple, nothing spectacular. The both of you aren't known for being the most outspoken, after all. However, after the first and maybe second interaction, you two finally got to conversing and then became quick friends!

Luigi is an amazing listener, and he'd love to lend an ear to you for pretty much whatever-- light-hearted conversation or serious conversation. Honestly, he feels pretty honored actually that you'd come out of your shell for him.

Speaking of which, Luigi is one of the best for you to vent to. And if anybody is bothering you, well, they don't call him Luigi "respect my loved ones or I'll bite you" Mario for nothing... okay, he doesn't bite (he's much too gentle of a soul for that), but Luigi certainly can (METAPHORICALLY) chew somebody's ear off if they dare disrespect someone he cares for!.. even if it's a big baddie, like King Boo or King Koopa (he will be scared absolutely shitless but he will try his best!!!)

Luigi is on the shy side, and around the beginning of you two's relationship-- whatever kind it is-- you may have to be the one to initiate and extend invitations first if you're not too keen on waiting for him to gather his nerves and his words. Especially if it involves physical contact, you're gonna have to do it first. Luigi is a hugger (and a cuddler, as well as a kisser if you two are dating) for sure, but you've usually gotta give him some kind of go-ahead in the beginning. So your relationship is sort of a "you get me out of my shell, I get you out of yours" kind of deal.

Luigi accepts and gives love in a great many ways, but his primary love language is quality time, followed by words of affirmation and acts of service.

Luigi is a sucker for a good read and usually really isn't picky about what he reads unless it comes to romance novels or anything spooky, the latter of which he doesn't have much stomach at all for. It's almost ironic that Luigi is such a stickler for romance novels though, because that also happens to be his favorite genre if he can get his hands on a really good example of it's genre. And speaking of getting his hands on books, you two should trade books or make recommendations to each other 👀

By the way, you wanna know what Luigi's homewear is like?.. Adam Sandler! Yeah, the comfort that lies within that style of clothes is 110% not lost on him, and honestly. So, you wanna try and trade clothes too maybe? Maybe also twin with him and go cuddle up on the couch reading alongside him? 👀 👀

He's quite open to watching you play video games too, even though he's really casual about video games himself. I can see him being open to trying out a couple RPGs though if you wanted to show him the ropes. Luigi would adore the Animal Crossing franchise if you got him into that-- no Animal Crossings aren't RPGs, but I can just picture that so much. I can taste it, even.

And like yourself, Luigi is also a proud owner of a pet: Polterpup! Polterpup is a bit on the excitable side though, so depending on Sebastian's temperament, you may want to introduce Polterpup and Sebastian gently. Luigi would certainly love Sebastian though, that's for sure-- especially if Sebastian likes him back.