The Dreams of Roderick Usher

The final nervous ping - I'm ready for my punishment now Sir !

I knew there'd be more to this than come over and have a cup of tea !

“Now let’s do it my way.”

I've got something to confess and you're not going to like it but...you're not going to be hard on me are you ?

There's only one thing worse than the birch and that's getting the birch when the neighbours can hear !

The quintessential touch your toes , bare your bottom, get the cane shot - A timeless classic !

Because you can never have too much Nancy ! - and those eyes !

When you go to IKEA and have to live the moment.

This girl should be given the world !

Not her first not her last - she's proud she took it well !

I just want to drink in her beauty !

Oh yeah !

I've put this up to remind us there was a time we didn't have to wade through hours of AI garbage - just a beautiful women , expertly photographed. Was it too much to ask ?

She's a wonderful girl - end of !

How do we go on from here ? - answer - painfully !

Can I be next

I DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKED TO BE RESPECTED !! - NO MISS , I MEAN YES MISS - I MEAN NOT SURE WHAT I MEAN MISS !

The female of the species is more deadly than the male ! - Kipling - But we knew that already !

Imagine ! You did all that scrolling and then stopped at me - I wonder why ?

How to say 'paddle me and do it nicely' without saying a word !