This is my kind of propaganda

Ok first of all that is exactly how Tumblr would react and secondly I need that musical to exist immediately

PIERRE PAR COEUR

did a puppet just fucking give some of the best advice ever.

I hope you heard this in Kermit’s voice, just like I did.

This!!

You’re in her dms I’m in her field of wildflowers where we lay together on a blanket eating fresh-picked strawberries while the sunshine sings us to sleep we are not the same

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just putting this out there but if someone points out something you’re doing has racist/homophobic/transphobic vibes, you dont have to defend what you’re doing, you can literally just say ‘oh, i did not realise that, im sorry, i wont do that again’ like we all have internalised things we do that are offensive without us realising.. just say sorry and work on it. theres no need to defend

can my emotions like…… do a facemask and calm down

2020 will be the year of telling people that your name is short for something ridiculous

For example I’ll be telling people that maddy is short for mad max: fury road. my friend dexter has to start telling people that it’s short for dexterous. If your name is AJ you have to tell people that your full name is animal jam. if your name is Jack you had better say that it’s short for canis adustus, the African side-striped ‘jack'al. The name meg is short for mega man or megalomaniac

Dot is short for ellipsis

Sam is short for Same. 

Luke is short for a stormtrooper.

Can someone who speaks sheet music translate for me?

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