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acepalindrome

My brother decided to teach his two and a half year old that Mommy and Daddy have names and there is nothing funnier than seeing a cranky toddler turn to his mom and say ‘leave me alone, Meredith.’

safran4

When I was just learning to speak I called my grandparents grampa & grandma, nana & papa, and I called my father dad, but my mother ? I called her by her first name for a few years until she made everyone refer to her as "mom" when I was near

tiktokstowatch

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

@marinebiologyshitposts

#hey #im moving there #no idea the audio im at work lol

the-last-girl-scout

Boil up some mountain dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

cartoonfreack

You could have said anything else

stopmakingthosedecisions

Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble

mindfulmagics

I reblogged this as a joke but my granny actually does boil sprite and 7-up. Not sure why but she does

safran4

well doctor pepper was marketed as a beverage to be served warm so maybe it was just a thing for sodas

girlpanties

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

girlpanties

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

claycoloredmotherlessness-deact

This hurt my feelings

sassippi

Well fuck me

lostodosblancos

I have done this thing once every couple months and every time I hate it a little more because it knows me better than I know myself

2scorchedwings

thebritishteapot

what THE FUCK

hloneheart

how the FUCK

theperksofbeingareader

Even though I asked for this read, I don’t want it

#imma go cry now #too real

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drmariusvonraum

This is my magnum opus

maribat-is-lifeblood

SEE EVERY TIME LOOSE THE GAME ITS ALWAYS ON THIS STUPID SITE AKKDKFJFKFKRK I HATE IT HERE

#im sorry

mis-edventures-deactivated20201

safran4

very important question. has this always said loaves or is there a version going around that says lovers??

#ive seen this before and i thought it said lovers (or it did)#and i didnt question it because well this is tumblr and that is on brand . and it didnt not make sense #im dyslexic sooo...

stormwaterwitch

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

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nonbinary-hawke-deactivated2021

Everyone talks about the school to prison pipeline but no one talks about the school to military pipeline and how it’s explicitly built into the school system, particularly the No Child Left Behind Act which requires that federally funded schools give the military the same access to students and student information as colleges and potential employers have.

If your school has ever had military presentations or tables or booths, or you’ve been outright stalked by military recruiters who got your information from your school, then you have NCLB to thank for that.

arctic-hands

I have said this many many times but…Military recruiters came to my class in the FOURTH GRADE and showed us videos of how cool it was in the military. I CRIED because I was told my chronic conditions would keep me out of the air force.

Let me repeat, I was nine

was this an under-funded public school? why yes it was why do you ask

why-fren

This isn’t even mentioning JROTC (Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps) programs. They actively encourage nationalism and military ideals. Sure, lots of people don’t go into the military after the program but it actively brainwashes youth the same way.

synaptichazard

…For someone who has spoken to many recruiters and done my fair of research on ths topic, this “pipeline” is a solid option for those who generally desire to do it. For enlisted, you get paid a decent salary, your medical care is paid for, and depending on your time spent in service you can go to college debt free on a GI bill. Yes, maybe the military’s methods of enticing you to join are somewhat comparable to a car salesman’s pitch on a car that’s scratched on the outside but actually works just fine when it runs. This is my opinion, but I believe that military duty will always be a respectful path, so long as you yourself stay respectful inside the power given to you by the military.

ALSO, do not feel bad if health problems keep you from joining, these rules are to protect you and keep you safe.

Rant over.

nonbinary-hawke-deactivated2021

As someone who is from a military family, the US military is an imperialistic system built on black and brown bodies that preys on the vulnerable (particularly Native communities) and convinces them that killing and exploiting both foreign and local communities is the right thing to do.

The US military lies to your face, spends countless dollars spreading propaganda, uses people as tools for imperialism, and leaves the survivors traumatized with no support systems. I have seen firsthand how it treats veterans, particularly those who were told enlisting was their only option, because most of the Native men in my family were chewed up and spit back out and left to flounder by this goddamn country.

Also, from personal experience in my own direct interactions with the military, recruiters are fucking predators, especially when they she’ll vulnerability. They lie and smile while they do it, spinning lovely little tales about free college and great job opportunities and insisting that combat is never necessary, as if that’s realistic at all. When you reject them, you’re fucking stalked.

You get letters and phone calls. You get facebook requests and emails. You get taken aside by teachers and counselors and piled with pamphlets covered in smiling soldiers. You get texts from unknown numbers and visits home from recruiters. You get pulled out of class to talk to them. This goes on for years. You are never left alone because they know you’re vulnerable and all it takes is a single push for someone to throw their life away for this fucking country, as if any of it means anything.

You think that convincing teenagers that murdering brown people overseas for oil, overthrowing democratically elected governments, and covering up countless war crimes is justified and right is comparable to… a used car salesman. You have been fed propaganda and instead of spitting it back out, you happily swallowed it up and then regurgitated it back out to feed other people.

Tldr; the military is fucking evil, this country doesn’t care about soldiers or anyone else for that matter, and you’re spreading propaganda hoping that people will eat it up and ignore facts.

safran4

I know things that I definitely should not know about so I'm not going to elaborate as an effort to keep me and the people safe but what I can tell you is there are kids in this country that ain't even 25 yet that have done things they never should have, have seen things they never should have, that have bodies more broken than an old rodeo cowboy, that have broken minds worse than anything you could imagine unless you see it, and they've been left to die poor and forgotten about. fuck the us military.

#make no mistake i have nothing against soldiers #but recruiters? the people calling the shots? fuck them

I dead ass thought fall guys and among us were the same game . because I had only seen fall guys Twitter screen shots , and among us comics/ game screenshots. I thought fall guys was like the Offical game art (that's why it looks fancier) and that's what the characters in among us were called

#everyday i dig myself further beneath the rock i live under #theres just too much in my life and the world to know about #so im very selective about what i actually know about #im so tired man #humans aren't supposed to have shit coming at them from literally every corner of the planet all the time #im not saying you shouldn't care whats happening on the other side of the planet #im just saying i dont think people are built to constantly pay attention to this much shit

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champagnemanagement

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hoursgoneby

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

jordisstigander

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

quiteliterallyhotsauce

I’m ready

does anyone ever want to aggressively introduce someone to a curb after finding out that they dont absolutely cherish their pet and do everything in their power to give them the best possible life? because same.

#there are a lot of people that are very lucky that im terrified of prison and actually have things to lose

awkward-finger-guns

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

unfried-mouth-wheat

this seems like a good cause

the-turtleduck-pond

Time to put my blog to interesting use.

freyjadottir87

@tilltheendwilliwrite Can we help this lovely out?

red-gay-tree

@bittergayvvitch

frustratedasatruar

So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.

What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.

I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.

awkward-finger-guns

were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now

ab0masum

Haha yeah we're getting you a dagger.

plus-ultra-sunshine

it’s still the 13th and now we’re at 12,858 notes. we will make this happen.

league-of-villians-headcanons

GET THIS CHILD A SMALL BLADED WEAPON POST HASTE!

safran4

daggers are very important. knives of all sorts are very important

I had to set up emergency hydroponics for my children. My heathen decided that my spidey's babies were a toy (to be fair they do look like a toy especially to a kitten). I was just going to keep them on the mother plant probably forever or until someone wanted a plant .

(the green thing is a fairy garden decoration that I'm using to prop them up)

boymounter

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

boymounter

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

mayasaura

all you bitches have the self confidence of gods to assume you’re gonna wed the queen and not be hunted for sport

safran4

hunting me would be like a vegan hunting a plant. because I would just plop down and refuse to move for the simple fact of not having responsibilities anymore.

#i mean like either they're going to kill me and thats fine not like i was going to go home anyway #or theyre going to torture me and well . thats the price to pay to have nothing to worry about #or theyre going to magically make me do things and ehh at least then its different shit different day #and id still have less things to worry about

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why are dinos always neutral colors? I mean it's not like we know the colors of anything way back then... so why does no one say "fuck it" and start going ham with the pigments?

#i just really want some neon dinosaurs #and not like the child balloon shaped dinosaurs #like realistic dinosaurs #that happen to be neon ... because thats what works with their environment #if there is a way to know what colors things were then thats cool and i want to know about it #but #i still want my neon dinos #im stoned af ngl

micdotcom

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

discoverynews

We’re trying this tonight!

askragtatter

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

queenofsabah

?????????????

potatogestapo

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

rewritethis-story

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

queensimia-deactivated20181215

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

orikomi-deactivated20181216

me gonna try it

aconitvms-deactivated20171225

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

stabbetharenny

I literally almost fell asleep on my Zoom call, c’mon y’all—

stabbetharenny

@chaoticneutralcinnamonroll here haha

chaoticneutralcinnamonroll-deac

bruh I tried this in the middle of class–

#important #very important #helpful #useful #sleep #life hack #read later #read me

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