Total Trash

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

I'm all for lesbian headcanons but it really grates me when people try to "base" their lesbian headcanons on stuff like "she looked uncomfortable when a dude placed his hand on her shoulder without consent", "she takes no shit from men", "she rejected a guy who was hitting on her in an creepy way", like, yes sir, this woman is a lesbian, but it's not because straight and bi women are okay with being manhandled, disrespected, or preyed upon, lol

This Ao3 anti discourse actually gets really funny when you realize that they are clearly the ones going out of their way to read fucked up shit in the first place. Like one does not accidentally stumble on an original work from an orphaned account clearly tagged for underage noncon incest slavery. It just does not happen. It's like the Salem witch trials at this point. You may well have seen Temperance at the devil's sabbath but what the fuck were you doing there?

The fuck is charging a dollar for a can of water? Space lady is gonna flip when she learns about faucets.

Why do you think she married him?

because he makes a really good gluten disc next question

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

[ID: a post by @/tockthewatchdog edited to read “I mean he did haunt some bitches. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like I understand where you’re coming from here but he very much did haunt that bitch” /end ID]

"I want pathetic women" "i want women who live in the garbage" "I want a woman i can skip across the river" "i want a female poor little meow meow" "I want a woman i can listen to her talk about bullshit for hours" "I want a woman that i can make worse" "i want a woman character who i can put in the washing machine" sticks the badger. you want sticks the badger.

in the past >12 hours I've posted this multiple people in the tags or otherwise have admitted to being in love with Sticks the Badger. Nature is healing

Sexo

what if a children saw that. disguting

- Apple

anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft

teenagers condescendingly calling each other bestie in arguments is just the gen z version of everyone condescendingly calling each other ‘sweetie’ back in 2013 change my mind

What is their version of “Sweaty” then? Beastie?

so true beastie!!!

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma