Rinse and Repeat

THE OCEAN: *waves*

MONTEREY SUBMARINE CANYON: d e e p

THE INTERTIDAL: it’s so littoral

THE BEACH: oh for shore 

DEEP-SEA HYDROTHERMAL VENT: that’s hot

THE ABYSSAL PLAIN NEAR A MID-OCEAN RIDGE: this is a new low

COMB JELLIES LIKE MNEMIOPSIS THAT CAN REGENERATE THEIR BODIES FROM FRAGMENTS 1/10TH THEIR ORIGINAL SIZE AS LONG AS THEY STILL HAVE BOTH ANAL PORES: hold on to your butts

EXTINCT AMMONOID FOSSILS: omg ded

THE DEEP SCATTERING LAYER: not quite rock bottom but wow

BIOLUMINESCENT MIDWATER COMMUNITY: lit, fam

FISHES THAT MUST SWIM TO BREATHE LIKE TUNA AND GREAT WHITE SHARKS A.K.A. RAM VENTILATORS: can’t stop won’t stop

WAVES: this is the breaking point

REBELLIOUS SARDINE: unfollowing

Do you read :D as an open-mouthed smile or a smile with teeth?

I’m covered with “Librarians from Everywhere” but as a former museums professional “Tourists who think we’re the British Museum” really speaks to me on a personal level.

I’m “all ten people who think they’ve got the most niche interest in the whole building”

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

This post radiates positive energy

god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will

w … wh … where’s the rest of the essay, op? 

Wayne Brady is a god amongst men.

This show is wild and I love it.

legend

Mochrie and Stiles are the funniest pair but Wayne Brady is the single best performer who has ever been on this show. creativity, composure, all-round talent. he was incredible back in the ‘90s and he’s even better now and you can fight me about it.

if Bucky doesn’t get to meet Rocket in Infinity War then the whole film is pointless and may as well not be made

i’m not sure if this is supposed to be sad because they were both brutally experimented on and can share trauma stories and trust issues, or funny because you know full well that rocket is going to try and take bucky’s arm

I just wanted Bucky, who was baffled by Peter Parker in a Lycra onesie, to meet a talking raccoon, why you gotta do me like that

This post aged remarkably well