i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

when some evil cunt dies posting on tumblr carries the feeling of the last day of school before summer break

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

Hey did anyone notice that the grass is a little greener and all of the birds’ singing is even more beautiful today, or is that just me.

adding to my father's chronicles. after pope francis died he. you have to picture this large and scary italian man in his sixties who does not speak a word of english very sombrely and very gravely go like "they hated him because he was uòcc". and you will ask what do you mean and he will reply "he was uòcc. he stood for tolerance and human rights." and you will ask spelled w-o-k-e? and he will nod "yes. uòcc."

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate