bloodfreak, bookslut

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

tortured pervert tuesday

Finally, a "jaded alcoholic man whose loved ones are all dead avenges his dog" movie where the man's a woman and the dog doesn't die.

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

some of you clearly don't understand the beauty of tv shows which go on for years and become crazier with each season