𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆𝖘_𝕲𝖗𝖎𝖓

i am literally such an angel [has homicidal intrusive thoughts]

Yes

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

having a dick would be cool because when it got hard I could lay down on my back and nap while my dick stood watch like a meerkat. in case of scary matters