乘风破浪

it's always "i love you" and never "achilles wished all greeks would die so that he and patroclus could conquer troy alone" smh

why need a job? is it not enough to be well-dressed and have slightly evil thoughts?

Actually I love finding gay subtext in things, it’s like seeing gay shrimp colours and straight people are never going to experience it

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

Buddy how are you gonna have road rage while driving a nissan cube. You need to adopt a jester mentality if you choose to drive that vehicle

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

Tim Drake is so fun to write. SO MUCH FUN. He's so smart that he's an idiot. He's a high school dropout (respect). He's a majority shareholder (disgust). His code of ethics consists entirely of a bulleted list written on a sticky note by Batman and handed to him when he was 12 years old. He grows up to be evil in a genuinely concerning number of timelines. He is a baldfaced liar and never tells anyone anything ever just in case it might give him an upper hand later. He periodically loses his mind. He is the personification of "Boy Genius" said sarcastically.

answer some questions and I’ll tell you what kind of straight person you would be

"FRIEND" OF MY OWN SEX DM ME IMMEDIATELY

I love how Ryuk's role as a plot device is mostly to remind the reader that Light is a liar and a bitch. Light will just be sitting there being the fakest fuck ever and it's like Live Ryuk Reaction: Damn Light Is A Fake Fuck. Just in case we forgot