✧going back to my roots✧

hey sorry to be so sappy but dan and phil willingly and joyfully had their mii selves get married. it was the whole point. they worked towards their characters falling in love and committing to each other. for us. in front of us. they thought it was cute. hard launch era i love you.

would it kill #boymoms to be fucking normal and stop using their sons as substitutes for covertly incestuous emotional intimacy and connection

I love you DVDs, I love you VHS Tapes, I love you Cassettes, I love you Records, I love you CDs, I love you Books, I love you Journals

Sister Daniel has to stay in hibernation because if Phil was allowed to interact with her post hard launch they would get banned from YouTube.com

until they prove me wrong im gonna assume that the intended narrative purpose of langdon geeking out over the revolutionary guys was to show me that he’s a man who’d enjoy the ren faire

OKAY and WHAT IF the oNLY time they bring this up again it's MEL INDEPENDENTLY asking about the reenactors because SHE is ALSO a big fan of them?? and NO ONE else she talks to CARES AT ALL but WE all know WHO WOULD CARE?? tell me what EXACTLY then was the narrative purpose of LANGDON loving those guys IF NOT to make ME—[gunshots]