northern lights shine for you.

When he said “I, Justin, Archbishop of Canterbury” I expected him to follow it with “take you Charles…” and forgot this wasn’t a wedding

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

take me back to 2003 when life was good and i was happy

Can't believe a man's response to being rejected was to launch himself into the fucking sun

when will the players begin to explore each other’s bodies .

oh it’s when they win 😚🤌

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.