I like puns

What it’s like to have any kind of chronic illness or mental illness. What it’s like to say, “Hey, I’m suffering from this symptom today.” but feeling like you’re making everyone else upset. Except, this issue happens every single day and it’s basically my whole life and it sucks and yeah. How can I NOT talk about something that happens to me every day. 

did y’all hear they found the venus de milo’s arms ??

how do i get fangs? asking for myself

Like, in your mouth or just in general?

this is a terrifying response

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

happy for him

why are you guys fucking allergic to discussing male victims of sexual harassment and assault without tacking on some ignorant comment about how “if the victim was a woman it would be taken seriously” because FUCKING NEWSFLASH!!!! IT WOULDN’T!!!!! and the fact that victims are now going public after DECADES of abuse were covered up should prove that!!!!!

“don’t let Katy Perry get away with it!!! a 30 year old man would get fired for doing this to a teenage girl!!!” I mean statutory rape accusations didn’t even make a dent in jared leto’s career so maybe our culture just has a problem with protecting predatory celebrities but go off about misandry I guess!!!!!!!!!