Beautiful Shit.

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

holy fuck

@crocketingsolly :­)

every time u like one of my posts ur kissing me and if u reblog it that’s with tongue

If you watch this you go directly to hell

We have lost control of this country for our lifetimes.

y’all talk so much about shower thoughts what about washing the dishes thoughts

the only thought I have when washing dishes is 'fuck this. I hate washing dishes'