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No, it's because when they have pack meetings, Stiles will zoom around, and then he'll stop, sit up on his back legs to look at Derek, and just goes

And Derek always just fucking loses it. He can't help it. Every time. RIP his reputation as a tough, hardass Alpha.

Stiles knows this and does it on purpose when Derek is being Much Serious.

And it only gets worse later, because sometimes Stiles will go, "Hey, Der, where's the kid?" And he'll turn around to look for Eli and

*Steve sitting awkwardly on his bed, his cheeks red.*

Natasha :

Natasha : “Tony is under the bed isn't he ?”

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Cora: What?

Stiles: Ocean. Soup.

Cora: Derek! Come translate your mate, I don't speak crazy human, and he keeps saying the ocean is soup.

Derek: The what is what now?

Stiles: What makes a soup, a soup?

Derek: A liquid base, vegetables, sometimes meat - holy shit. The ocean is soup.

Stiles:

Stiles:...Seriously?

[Flashback to Stiles' most formative, first impression of Derek]

Stiles, waking up, first thing in the morning: HOLY JESUS WHAT ARE YOU-?!! WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?!?!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?!??

Derek, sitting about a foot away from his bed: You know, most people wake up when someone is watching them sleep. But you don't.

Stiles: