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checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

aroacewithsleeves

13 years ago

2013 was 13 YEARS AGO

gondorrevealparty

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

jadeharleyinc

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

punkitt-is-here

@ogrepoppenangleaksofficial How much would I have to pay you to get the VAs to voice this meme

I am begging you, please

#funny #meme #lgbtq #hunter the parenting

wingdingle

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

wingdingle

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

defunctblog1

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

thetyrannosaur

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Flashback to the greatest day of my life where I went to a Dragonforce concert and Crowd Surfed during the outro of Through the Fire and the Flames, and then the following day I proceeded to absolutely TOTAL the family car by falling asleep at the wheel and plowing through a street sign at 55

#funny #lgbtq #send help #cars #car accident #dragonforce #concert #music #through the fire and flames #guitar hero #pansexual

factbot

despazito

the second radish is 29 feet away

tranarchist

kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

I Yumeship with the constellation Orion the Hunter, SPECIFICALLY the constellation

#funny #meme #lgbtq #constellations #orion #orion the hunter #god i love space #outer space #space #stars #star gazing

askfriskandcompany

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apprentice-sharkface

oh wow, this updated as I was reading it lol

Feel free to message me if you want anything done!

#art #art commisions #commission #commisions open #digital commisions #digital aritst #digital art #homestuck #ocs #oc #oc artwork #oc art #lgbtq

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kitchikishangout

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

amusette

the post that started it all

star-spangled-jackass

oh god

danthefrickinking-deactivated20

Never not reblogging.

clarinetfool

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

salamencerobot

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

apprentice-sharkface

I got Beautiful Fang :3

apprentice-sharkface

Ok, You know what I hate? I hate how people assume Duke Nukem is sexist. Duke Nukem Forever was a character assassination, in the original games, sure he was a meathead, but he genuinely cared for everyone and fought to save the world. He wasn’t a god damn misogynistic asshole, he was just a tough guy who liked making one liners. His whole ass vibe originally was basically just this image:

Duke in Duke Nukem Forever was an example of Toxic Masculinity.

Original Duke was an example of Positive Masculinity.

And I’m tired of people acting like he’s not.

Ok, You know what I hate? I hate how people assume Duke Nukem is sexist. Duke Nukem Forever was a character assassination, in the original games, sure he was a meathead, but he genuinely cared for everyone and fought to save the world. He wasn’t a god damn misogynistic asshole, he was just a tough guy who liked making one liners. His whole ass vibe originally was basically just this image:

Duke in Duke Nukem Forever was an example of Toxic Masculinity.

Original Duke was an example of Positive Masculinity.

And I’m tired of people acting like he’s not.

#duke nukem #90s #action #rant post #video games #meme #aaaaaa #transfem #fuck trump #toxic masculinity

Y’know what sucks, only knowing like… one guy irl who might be cool with anything I do in private (i.e. the she/her pronouns) and not even being attracted to him in anyway, when your love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation ;-;

#funny #meme #lgbtq #send help #aaaaaa #trans?#transfem #pride #pride month

Hey uh

Could y’all do me a favor?

Could

Uh

Shit

Mm

Y’all uh

Maybe

Uh

Possibly

Potentially

Start

Uh

Fuck

Start referring to me with she/her?

#THIS IS JUST AN EXPERIMENT #trans?#lgbtq #bisexual #egg

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buzzcutssn

bred-by-insanity

onion-souls

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark

king-moogle

I looked for the original tweet and found more

snekky-arts

Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

miss-achromatic

HEY EVERYONE GIVE THIS PERSON MORE NOTES

spaghettihell

SCROLL THE FUCK BACK UP

ITS ART

ITS ART I REPEAT ART

the-haiku-bot

SCROLL THE FUCK BACK UP

ITS ARTITS

ART I REPEAT ART

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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