just a silly guy

to Germans they’re just regular shepherds

It’s true, we just call them “Schäferhund” (shepherd’s dog).

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

pluto (the celestial body) told me that it’s actually kind of upsetting how much you guys insist on her being a planet. she says it feels like you don’t like her for who she is and you’d prefer an imagined version of her instead. what’s so terrible about being a dwarf planet, she asked me. does she have to be a “real” planet to be worthy of love?

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[comparing myself to someone who does nothing but watch movies] aww man i don't watch nearly as many movies as this person [comparing myself to someone who does nothing but read books] aww man i don't read nearly as many books as this person [comparing myself to someone who does nothing but draw] aww man i don't draw nearly as much as this person

she asked what it felt like to be a brockhampton fan in 2017 i said not everything feels like something else

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)