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girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces

Of all my posts to Do The Numbers over the years I think this is one of my faves because the notes are full of two things: people tagging their friends/loved ones, which is very sweet, and people posting photos of their own cats cuddling, which means I get to see more cat photos

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

We used to be a proper county

“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

target audience reached (me)

BISEXUALS UP 3000 POINTS.