I Don't Sleep, I Just Dream

sorry dude can’t hang out I’m making up scenarios in my head. sorry no it’s gonna take up all my time.

have you or a loved one been diagnosed with asshole? you may be entitled

i forgot what i was saying mid sentence but this may actually be the best joke ive ever made

obsessed w actors who are obsessed with their own characters like not in a weird “method acting” way or whatever but in a yeah this is my character and this is the novel length backstory i wrote for them in my head and here’s the thought process behind the line i improvised and here’s what i think they did after the ending and whether or not they like olives on their pizza

“My blorbo from my job”

mutuals what’s ur sign and how often do u cry im doing research.. for example im a capricorn and i probably cry 3 times a year

i love you cloudy skies i love you 60F/16C temperatures i love you cool winds i love you dewy grass i love you lake and oceanfront breezes i love you rain i love you light jacket weather i love you springtime i love you late fall i love you middle ground temperatures forever

mood: probably upset about something not sure what but theres probably something out there to be upset about

one of the backstreet boys asking "Am I Sexual?" and all the others chorusing YEAAAAHHH = authentic male friend group interaction. boys are always saying stuff like this.

this blog is a mess, but the mess that you followed

Still-life with mallorie and nephew’s cheesy bread on the floor by @calicodan (thief, no respect-2014)