✖ Running ✖

                        “Well, Well, Well, what do we have here?”

                        “Well, Well, Well, what do we have here?”

“I didn’t invite you over”

“Well too bad I’m here”

“I’m already at your house with food and drink”

“You’re lactose intolerant spit it out stupid”

“I love you so that’s why I flushed all your cigarettes”

“There’s food in the- oh you found it”

“I can’t believe that guy just misgendered you I will fight him with my FISTS”

“Hey just run your car through my neighbor’s fence when you get here”

“We should just go get a puppy, we’re adults”

“You can’t stop me if you’re WITH me”

“Dude put some pants on”

“This is really stupid and I don’t know why we haven’t already done it”

“I knew I lost this shirt at your house”

“What do you mean you don’t live here”

“You hate that don’t order it?”

“You’re right I do hate this”

“Remember that time you came over and never left”

“Oh I forgot I left my entire closet in your car”

“You need to fucking EAT”

“Make room in your space bubble I’m coming in”

“I can’t believe we’re actually moving in together”

“Remember when we were in first grade?”

“Awww you were so cute as a kid, what happened”

“I love you but no hetero”

“You left your dog here”

“My mom loves you more than she loves me”

“The friends I hate are coming over”

“The most important person is here!”

“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”