ego est immortalem

ANYWAY james is a damn-near faultless character and i understand his incumbent madness entirely

and why yes i would still rather perish than draw his hat what of it

and why yes i would still rather perish than draw his hat what of it

"...I'll get me some whiskey, but I'm afraid even that is not going to make you more bearable."

Well, that explains a lot.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

the subject line was “OW”

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

It’s even worse than i remember it

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

"You're not a toddler. You should get it right more than once. My name isn't so complex."

"Seriously, though. If you don't let some of that tension go it's like to kill you. And that's a fucking embarrassing way to go."

"It's James." Can't defend himself on anything else. In his opinion, he is in fact a proof of a very terrible taste in men. No one sane should like him, that's it.

Unfortunately for one James Ironwood, Roman has not once claimed to be sane.