almost perfect

“one day i’m going to knock you so far off your mental pedestal it’ll hurt.”

“i’d like to see you try.”

“oh how cordial of you. i feel honoured.”

“as you should, not everyone gets to talk to me.” baekhyung responded before letting out a laugh.

“um, when am i not slaying the game.”

“well you got me there.”

“is it just me or are you starting to get tired, now? i shouldn’t complain, because it’s all still so exciting, but i don’t think i’ve ever had a schedule this long and packed.” hyeyoung giggled lightly. “i feel like i must be getting old, or something.”

“it’s definitely a lot of work and is very tiring promoting this much on tour, but it’s all worth it in my opinion.”

“how likely do you think it’d be that i could get an i love this city shirt from every tour destination? would that make me lame?”

“it’d make you the lamest person on the tour, and that’s saying something. but i’d still still talk to you regardless.”

“what a boring, amicable answer. you know, having bad feelings for ds would’ve made the tour ten times more entertaining.”

“i was unaware my relationship with ds and it’s artists had to be your source of entertainment for the entirety of the tour. that seems kinda sad. if you want some dirt about my relationship with ds artists though you should ask them, they’d probably be more honest with you about how they feel towards me.”

“slay bitch.”

“will do, you best be doing the same.”

“exactly! good point!”

“well then, i must be in the clear.”

“hardly. i’m close to retirement. i just wonder about other companies.”

“i'm sure you've got plenty of years of performing still in you, and if you ever change your mind i’ll be sure to put in a good word for you.”

“right? i know what i’m doing.”

“then keep going you’re doing great.”

“i haven’t decided yet. something obnoxious.”

“well i figured that much.”

she snorted. “well, clearly, it’s working.”

“well then i’ll keep doing what i’m doing.”

“oh; that’s probably a good sign then.”

“fair point, if anyone had any issues with me i’d probably be getting avoided.”

“heck yeah. i got your back.”

“thank god, i’ve needed someone like you.”

“it makes shit like this seem a lot less important, though.”

“that’s a very good point.”

@rvbaekhyung

“is it weird being on tour with the rest of us ds media people? you know, the ones you left and all that. bet that brings up some bad memories, right?”

“not really no, i still keep in touch with most of them, or at least the ones i got along with. if they have any ill feelings about me leaving then it’s not my problem.”

“you should let me tag along more often.”

“i’ll make sure to ask whenever i go, it’s lonely smashing shit by yourself.”