back 2 basics

“that was the worst joke you’ve ever made.”

“i dunno, min-- i’ve made some pretty bad jokes.”

“i think we’re at a stalemate dude.”

“you’re a stale mate. get it?”

“fair point, if anyone had any issues with me i’d probably be getting avoided.”

“exactly! good point!”

“no, at least i don’t think so.”

“oh; that’s probably a good sign then.”

“i know– i’m rarely wrong.”

“wasn’t your whole point that we’re stupid? that means you’re usually wrong.”

“I mean, I guess so.”

“does anyone at gaia act weird when you’re there?”

“i’ll try my best to get you an answer.”

“pleasure doing business with you.”

“that may be true, but am i wrong?”

“i mean..........no.”

“I was talking more so about knetizens, not Gaia artists.”

“life’s all about perspective, my dude.”

“be sure to use a nice filter.”

“oh, sure. definitely not the dog one. that one’s just basic as fuck.”

“I’ll get back to you on that one.”

“good. be prompt. i’d like to get rid of him as soon as possible.”

“i know our strengths. and those strengths are not iq points.”

“i resent you for that. you suck.”