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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

Usually I hate when people online base their whole character around being dorky on purpose, but Da Vinky twins are the only exception to this rule. They're self aware and just genuinely funny, my favourite of them is this video when they're like "People often ask us if we're only acting like this on camera, so today we'll find out. For that we only need to turn off the camera" and then they turn the camera off and the video ends. This is the funniest shit and I adore this joke so much.

A lot of people assume that the Burger King calls his penis "The Whopper" but the sad truth is he's always asking girls to call it "The Big Mac"

I don’t like the way people speak about Neanderthals. They were humans too. They buried their loved ones in intricate ways with grave goods. They had graveyards. They cared for the sick and disabled members of their groups when they could. They raised and loved their children. Their culture had a degrees of gender equality not evident in other hunter-gather groups. They made soup. They were highly intelligent like their early modern human counterparts, they just didn’t have the benefit of cumulative knowledge like humans now do.

This was better than I imagined

Is a box of granola more or less costly than 25 Amazon boxes because I see potential for a grift here

Oh sweet Jesus.

Where the FUCK is he?

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

we seriously need to salute every single trans woman who chooses to shave her junk. not because of any preference (I like hairy dykes) but because shaving your balls is like trying to put a coat of paint on a deflated bouncy castle using a steak knife instead of a brush. god bless you all.