Aspiring Corpse Actor

This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.

I love how this sentence could apply in either direction

no it couldn't. show gonzo some respect.

Can’t stop thinking about how sickly Piers would be irl ♥️🥰 I know you survive on cigarettes and monster energy and probably smell like weed 😍 never seen the sun for one minute in his life 😋😘 Cmere my vampiric pookie

n…….no boobs november

this is stupid. choose one of the months that begins with b

or at least call it tits and go with one of the ‘t’ months

official boob post

yes or "remind me later" NO LET ME SAY NO I WANT TO SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every week i get that shitty "Let's finish setting up your computer!" thing when i turn it on and it's SO fucking aggravating because i've been using this thing for years now and i don't need nor WANT to fucking "set it up" (read: use microsoft edge, buy windows office, whatever the fuck else they try to sell me) like i'm very obviously perfectly fine. and i can't just say No because No is a very privileged limited time answer we had in the tech future so now it's always "remind me later" no motherfucker i am adamant in my need to tell you NO. i fucking hate the removal of no from our options and vocabulary. i am expressing a boundary i need you to fucking know i am saying NO

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

Uhhh… goomba here. I like to watch.

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nice try kid, however

i was unaware you could manufacture such a post intentionally. what a strange an marvelous power!

Wow it’s amazing that someone figured out how to do this, I bet you’re as clever as that hacker who got the no fly list