russian cats

Other people have added but that last part is idiomatic and emphasizes the first part so more accurately reads: “I am a fruit — and what a fruit I am!!”

Happiness is when there is someone to cuddle on the sofa … ❤

Caption: “How the kitties took a walk” pic 1: “Nope” pic 2: “Nope” pic 3: “Nope” pic 4: “Nope” pic 5: “But what if perhaps-  …nope”

“alcoholic cat - a shame to his family…”

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

“We have 2 beds, a couch, an armchair, and 6 chairs at home. Where to sit? On the cacti, of course.”

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

Turn off the light, I’m sleeping!

“When I come to a room and forget why”

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

The main thing is to keep a calm face in any situation.

When you wake up in the morning and think, ‘did I sleep at all or did I just lay there’

Translation: He visited grandma’s house

keep the cat warm at all costs

“bought the most important”