never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

the pure of heart do not require a "car" and "driver's license" to travel

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

i'll see a man with long hair and remember i'm not above temptations of the flesh

love the CC function on emails. "you should know about this but you don't have to take care of it."

love the BCC function even more. "you shouldn't know about this but you can eavesdrop. keep it to yourself." ok then 💅✨

god, your worst warrior needs money

Girl, you made me giggle. How can I ever repay you?

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

op are you a hobbit