May your limits be unknown

girls be like “i’m not gonna make it” and then make it

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

everything requires so much maintenance forever. can we do something about the law of entropy

hello we are your [OFFICIAL WHATEVER SYSTEM]. we made this authentication process so fucking secure it’s near impossible for even yourself to get access to. and if answering our riddles three somehow doesn’t go well within the limited timeframe (and we will not tell u how long u have) and u can’t get this to work, then idk tough luck fuck u. just send a picture of ur ID via whatsapp or something. just fuckin text ur social security number to whomstever. at that point, who cares. go scan ur stupid passport and send it as a message in a bottle into the nearest body of water; whoever picks it up from whatever shore will probably get it to us eventually, u luddite bastard fool. if u dont answer our riddles three, we personally hate you and want to see you in a ruin

doomscrolling thru the weather app

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

they call me the walker

cause I like to go on walks