look, the moon! the moon!

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

#myanguish

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

Love getting he/him’d for this post. Lesbian ally of gay men granted pronouns for his advocacy

its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside

and she clarified that it wasnt even coming after her or anything it was just minding its own business

do not. let out a “mrrow of amusement” to my husband.

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma